Backlash

So the downside to leading SUCH an exciting life (ha) and sharing it means it can sometimes make people mad.  As one of my besties said "don't want you ending up IN a dumpster".  So true.

Some of you remember when I had "The Skunk" power-washer threatening to come kill me?  I don't need other situations like that.  So ... I'm keeping the latest story under wraps until the dust settles a bit.

In the meantime though, I'll share another story.  That's right, some of you are lucky enough to get two stories in one day.

Quick one.  Did I ever tell you about the drunk text I sent to Bad Breath Bob?  For those of you that never saw this, thought I'd share.  For a drunk girl, this was pretty impressive. Who am I kidding, it's ridiculous.  But he wrote back "Happy Thanksgiving!!", which made me laugh.

#ChokeOnPubes  Feel free to steal that one.